funny

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

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2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5��7��, 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.


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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Flower are many
But i like rose.

Friends are many
But I like u.


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If you talk or say something
after you think about it
this is not a success.

If you think and talk or say something
this is you success of your life.


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If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God�fs wish!


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Every body loves you
when you love every body.

No one love you
if you do not love any one.


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What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=�c.
lets not get carried away!