How the Company Views its Employees

How the Company Views its Employees
(taken from : http://riotjokes.blogspot.com.html)


1. The family picture is on HIS desk.

Ah, a solid, responsible family man.


The family picture is on HER desk.

Umm, her family will come before her career.


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2. HIS desk is cluttered.

He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.


HER desk is cluttered.

She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain


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3. HE is talking with his co-workers.

He must be discussing the latest deal


SHE is talking with her co-workers.

She must be gossiping.


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4. HE's not at his desk.

He must be at a meeting.


SHE's not at her desk.

She must be in the ladies' room.


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5. HE's not in the office.

He's meeting with customers.


SHE's not in the office.

She must be out shopping.


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6. HE's having lunch with the boss.

He's on his way up.


SHE's having lunch with the boss.

They must be having an affair.


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7. The boss criticised HIM.

He'll improve his performance.


The boss criticized HER.

She'll be very upset.


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8. HE got an unfair deal.

Did he get angry?


SHE got an unfair deal.

Did she cry?


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9. HE's getting married.

He'll get more settled.


SHE's getting married.

She'll get pregnant and leave.


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10. HE's having a baby.

He'll need a raise.


SHE's having a baby.

She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.


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11. HE's going on a business trip.

It's good for his career.


SHE's going on a business trip.

What does her husband say?


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12. HE's leaving for a better job.

He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.


SHE's leaving for a better job.

Women are not dependable.